FASTLANE BMX & BOWLING MAGAZINE ISSUE 6

Thursday, 01 April 2010 00:19

Fastlane BMX & BOWLING MAGAZINE ISSUE 6 Balls out racing…!
Yes that’s right we have now combined two of the world’s most exciting sports together in one hot Bi-monthly magazine. Not content with just sharing the pages we have now combined the two sports as well.

We caught up with fastlane BMXBOWLER Cal Strickland: His words; the Madrid supercross had nothing on this new phenomenon hitting bowling alleys and BMX tracks alike, I’m getting in some practice for the BBBB he said… (The BBBB is the Bournemouth BMX BOWLING Bonanza) Other riders due to attend are Booming Bowlin Bloomy, Liam make it count Phillips and Kelvin “Strike it” Batey.

Olympic trials are already in place in some countries; these are early progressions of the sport and BC has now stepped up its game

Flemdog track specialists sent us over a few cad designs of future projects

Please note silly shoes at these events will not be tolerated…

Ok I feel this person must be made an example of... This was in my facebook message box this morning....

Hi Dave

Me being teh fool that I am I have just ordered issue five of Fastlane instead of the fresh new issue 6!!!! Doh. Could you have a word with you're despatch department explaining what an incompetant fool I am and apologise for my stupidity.... and my spelling!

Cheers

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Yep this is genuine so on facebook one goes and flicks up instant messenger and it goes a little something like this...

Dave

Mr H...

15:18 MR H

I've been expecting you Mr Lane! moooohhhhhhahhhhhh

15:19Dave

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

15:19 Mr H

Did you get my stupid message earlier?

15:19Dave

I'm afraid Mr H.... you should be made an example off! YES

15:20 MR H

Not again! ;-(

15:20Dave

I have never laughed so much...

mate you made my day

15:21 MR H

Oh good, glad someone still laughs at me/with me! lol

15:21Dave

So what is your excuse.....

did you think it was real...?

15:21 MR H

I was still asleep you're honour

15:21Dave

haaaaaaaa

15:21 MR H

Oh you twat!!!! Its the first of April!!!!!!!

WA*KER!.....I am

15:21Dave

haaaaaahaaaaa

ahhhh mate!

15:22MR H

FU*K FU*K FU*K!!!!!!! Lol

I feel like crying! Worth the £3.70 any day!!!!

15:32Dave

My nun has sent you a copy, I did try and stop it but was to late, so I will sort you out a 6 for free any way so no money lost and a great laugh for free

my mum not nun

15:34MR H

Haha. Nun! LOL Its not a problem. I have egg on my face! Worried about how much its gonna cost me to buy you're silence!

Did anyone else fall fowl of your low down rotten dirty trick?

15:35Dave

Well I was going to pop it on a few web sites but change the name to protect the innocent party, Mr H there is also a clue in the statement above... the innocent man... yep you’re on your own on this one!!!!

15:36MR H

What a CO*K!

15:36Dave

haaaaa no you sir are a legend!

15:36 MR H

I do know someone who tried to buy it!

SIR CO*K!

15:36Dave

go on....

haaaaaaa

looooon

15:37 MR H

I'm sat here smiling with embaressment!

Even the cat is laughing at me!

15:39Dave

haaaaaa, Mate like I say it has made my day, thank you!

15:40 MR H

I gotta say its is sometimes good to laugh at yourself too.

15:41Dave

If you don't mind sharing this I will put something up about this but leave your name out....

Pleeeeeeease

15:42 MR H

In my defense I can only say 'I was sleepy, VERY SLEEPY'. I just saw new issue 6 or whatever and though 'get it ordered and have somat to read over Easter'

Easter Egg on my face!!!!

So what you're saying is you want to have a bloody good laugh at my expense?............. go on then! haha